unemployed

so i'm currently unemployed. i gave my resignation on friday and my last day was yesterday, it's sort of weird. i have lots of time to take my dog on walks so she can shit indoors. the futility of my efforts is oddly beautiful tho. i wish we could go everywhere together. i'd like to take her with me to the grocery right now. i love the grocery. i think it's wonderful. it's so clean and you know food is great and it's organic so you get to feel wholesome shopping there. it's quite nice. i wish i went more often and i could pay for the food with hugs. of course if the checker outer where gross-me-out i wouldn't want to hug so maybe money really is the best currency for those transactions.
glad we discussed that. i'm gonna go hug my puppy.

rambo

rambo's a lez. in keeping with her mothers, she seems to have a penchant for breasts. she actually bit my nip the other day and chews on dev's bras all the time.
good girl.

nikes

i've decided that i should start disrespecting my company's dress code. while others rarely take this approach, they leave early, come in late, and take 2-3 hour lunches. what is the most rewarding thing i could do at work that's technically frowned upon that, hitherto now, i've not done? SNEAKERS! oh yes my nike sneakers with bright green accents bring joy and harmony to my otherwise bleak office life. as my colleague notes, they glow in the dark...just like my heart does now in the darkness that is my life here.
as of yet no one but my disapproving friend and former superior have noticed.
"you're taking casual to an entirely new level."
oh yes, yes i am.

progress report

we have to submit a progress report. mine will be empty. perhaps i should be worried about the ramifications.

blog

i've been reading my emo blogs and they're really, exceptionally annoying. i sort of hate myself for even writing them and so have deleted them and vowed to never repeat that awful, indulgent bullshit.

subway

i've started to find the subway even more depressing than i used to which is sort of a feat. i'm totally paranoid about being in the union square subway station because i read it's crawling with bed bugs. the rumor plagues me daily. will they jump on me? where are they located? should i really lean against this wall? how will i know if they do get on me? am i indeed going to carry these w/ me to bed? what do they look like? how would i even know if i had them? is that bite on my leg from them? what does a bite from a bed bug look like? how would i get rid of them if they had indeed gotten into my bed? could moses get them? am i really exposing myself to these threats every day? god forbid.

0:20

moses must be tired. he voluntarily lied next to me in bed so i could pet him. this has never happened before. he's too good for this sort of thing. affection is beneath him as evinced by his biting me after putting his head in my hand.