salad wrap

i got a salad wrap for lunch today. i was really going out on a limb, moving away from my grilled chicken and hot sauce pressed wrap. unfortunately, the salad wrap failed to live up to the hype. in my naivety, i thought they would use all the lettuce; once i realized they weren't going to do that, it became clear this wasn't a salad wrap but a glorified extra lettuce wrap. they shouldn't even sell it b/c it's neither novel nor good. i should have known better than to trust the recommendation of my coworker who wears little tiny belts every day around her expanding waistline.