subway

i've started to find the subway even more depressing than i used to which is sort of a feat. i'm totally paranoid about being in the union square subway station because i read it's crawling with bed bugs. the rumor plagues me daily. will they jump on me? where are they located? should i really lean against this wall? how will i know if they do get on me? am i indeed going to carry these w/ me to bed? what do they look like? how would i even know if i had them? is that bite on my leg from them? what does a bite from a bed bug look like? how would i get rid of them if they had indeed gotten into my bed? could moses get them? am i really exposing myself to these threats every day? god forbid.