nikes

i've decided that i should start disrespecting my company's dress code. while others rarely take this approach, they leave early, come in late, and take 2-3 hour lunches. what is the most rewarding thing i could do at work that's technically frowned upon that, hitherto now, i've not done? SNEAKERS! oh yes my nike sneakers with bright green accents bring joy and harmony to my otherwise bleak office life. as my colleague notes, they glow in the dark...just like my heart does now in the darkness that is my life here.
as of yet no one but my disapproving friend and former superior have noticed.
"you're taking casual to an entirely new level."
oh yes, yes i am.