progress report

we have to submit a progress report. mine will be empty. perhaps i should be worried about the ramifications.

blog

i've been reading my emo blogs and they're really, exceptionally annoying. i sort of hate myself for even writing them and so have deleted them and vowed to never repeat that awful, indulgent bullshit.

subway

i've started to find the subway even more depressing than i used to which is sort of a feat. i'm totally paranoid about being in the union square subway station because i read it's crawling with bed bugs. the rumor plagues me daily. will they jump on me? where are they located? should i really lean against this wall? how will i know if they do get on me? am i indeed going to carry these w/ me to bed? what do they look like? how would i even know if i had them? is that bite on my leg from them? what does a bite from a bed bug look like? how would i get rid of them if they had indeed gotten into my bed? could moses get them? am i really exposing myself to these threats every day? god forbid.